Mark Simmons

One Liner Comedian

The Evening Standard described Mark as 'one of the UK's preeminent pun merchants...the quickest quipster in show business'. The winner of the 2023 Edinburgh Comedy Awards Victoria Wood panel prize, he has appeared on Mock the Week, ITV's Out There, and has performed over a hundred dates on his debut tour selling over sold out shows across the UK and Ireland.

Biography

One-liner comedian Mark Simmons has performed all over the UK and Ireland with his debut tour, Quip Off the Mark. He has placed in Dave’s prestigious Best Joke of The Fringe three times and became a social media phenomenon for his quick responses on stage with over a hundred thousand likes on Facebook and a hundred thousand followers on Instagram.

Mark was a series regular on Mock The Week and was tour support for Rob Brydon and Rob Beckett. On his podcast, Jokes With Mark Simmons, he asks fellow comedians to discuss their worst material and why it didn’t work. He has also guest-starred on the Today Programme, appeared on BBC R4’s The Good The Bad and the Unexpected, and was a key fixture on BT Sport’s show DIY Pundit.

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