Ex-Foreign Secretary William Hague claims he’s retiring from politics at the General Election to spend more time with his wife, Ffion. There is also the lucrative speaking circuit to look forward to. He can command £25,000 a pop as an after-dinner performing seal. His former agent Jeremy Lee predicts: ‘His recent experience in government will make him even more in demand.’ Is anyone really interested in Hague’s boring political travails? Audiences will more likely want to hear about his bizarre friendship with pouting actress Angelina Jolie.